By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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duskclaw 0

Actually piping ur cherry does not tale away ur vcard it just makes the first time better

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itsgen 16

no sweetheart you didnt loose your virginity, people these days are so pathetic

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Twisted_Angel 17

Lmao!!!! Oh man... of all the things... thank you for making my night better. :)

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Norrec86 7

You do know there has to be penetration for you to lose your virginity

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redtigerlily 5

Funny FML, but let's get serious. Virginity can only be lost through sexual intercourse.

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ilove2lovemylove 10

You cant lose your virginity to a shoe,people get their cherry popped in many different ways but if you haven't had sex your still a virgin,sorry hun

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aerogxt 7

Virginity cannot be taken, only given. And it's impossible to lose to an inanimate object.

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