By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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mitchn60 6

I knew a girl years ago who said she popped hers on the crossbar of her brothers bicycle.

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Joey44 15

Wait wait wait, so they kicked you so hard that their shoe inserted itself into your ******?

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lazerus1974 8

It may be original but as an obgyn, I'll tell you she's lying!!! How sad you seek confirmation about your esteem online!!

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WadeWilson_fml 6

You lose your virginity when you have sex, not when the piece of skin breaks in your ******. Common knowledge..

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bluefairy_fml 24

Ouch, that must have hurt :( But it's not such a big deal, really. You are still a virgin until you have sex. Unless you live in some primitive African tribe, no one gives a damn about the state of your hymen. And this happens more often than you'd think. Basically all the 13 year-old gymnasts break their hymen from extensive practice. At least now you won't have that annoying little bleeding and pain the first time you have sex.

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KatieOta 0

oh my god, lol. That's the funniest thing I have ever heard. I'm sorry Haha that must have hurt!

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babycakess10 0

lmfao reading this made my day... is that even possible tho?

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Razman201 14

Sounds like a FALCOOOO KICK!!! Thank God it wasn't steel capped...

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