Intimacy: Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear...

By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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ragnarok1540 39

Saturday 16 April 2016 8:52

That is a bit over the top. They are your boyfriend's parents and can punish HIM however they please for breaking the rules. However, it is neither their right nor their responsibility to discipline you. Calling your parents is to be expected, but what they did was out of line.

zxtq 14

Saturday 16 April 2016 9:01

Were you guys having sex in the garage? If not then that's kinda f***ed up.

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soullyfe 33

Saturday 16 April 2016 13:59

I simply read this as she accidentally got locked in the garage, not that the parents locked her in their on purpose. Maybe she fled off so she wasn't standing their half naked in front of them to another room and it happened to be the garage, or they were in the garage and the parents stepped into the next room with the son and the door locked behind them. Or simply they were all in the garage and she was trying to get out of there to avoid any additional awkwardness while the boyfriend got yelled at.

domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 16 April 2016 18:38

If they were having sex in the garage she would not be half naked since she's have her clothes with her.

rebeccacmlc 22

Saturday 16 April 2016 14:01

If his parents locked you in the garage, and in underwear, that's downright disgusting from them, regardless whether you were having sex under their roof. It's absolutely no right of theirs ... FYL ! And good luck with those parents ...

supplyman 5

Saturday 16 April 2016 22:06

I expect she ran out there and got caught.

vikky538 28

Saturday 16 April 2016 14:16

Can they do that .. Is that what people call sexpelled..

arrowgold 19

Saturday 16 April 2016 14:51

Sounds to me like she ran there to hide. If she was already there then she would have more than her underwear w her.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 16 April 2016 15:01

I think it's now safe to say throw down around 60$ for a motel wouldn't be a bad idea

HofstraGirl 14

Saturday 16 April 2016 15:14

i wonder how old OP is

ChibiChick25 8

Saturday 16 April 2016 18:40

Based from what OP says it sounds like she was mistakenly locked in the garage because she says "I got locked in the garage" vs "They locked me in the garage". Plus, isn't there a button to open the garage door as least a way to manually open the garage from the inside?

tiggerlover100 27

Saturday 16 April 2016 21:16

Why would she leave the garage is she was naked though. Regardless of how she got there I understand why she stayed.

cole66 14

Saturday 16 April 2016 19:42

how does one get locked in a garage? the door opener is in there. push the button and leave.

kingdomgirl94 29

Sunday 17 April 2016 12:51

While mostly naked. Then you're mostly naked outside.

Squallleon 12

Saturday 16 April 2016 19:59

I'm guessing op and her boyfriend got caught and she ran to get away and ended up locking herself, or perhaps accidentally getting locked in the garage. I'm thinking the parents were too focused on their son to do much about her.