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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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titenite88 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:21

at least somebody pulls over to talk on their cell phone.....

annanonomus 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:20

I'm sorry OP. Did you explain that to the cop?

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wDeemish 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:06

eeh that really sux fyl op

lilkim_fml 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:11

see thats a REAL fml... sorry op..

mikey0505 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:05

this definately is a big time FYL

PulseEffects 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:06

Sucks I hope you don't get framed

Richisme 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:21

ydi for not thinking of the possibility that the store you stopped at may have been robbed.

ciaranasauras 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:49

Oh no, I've been arrested! I must update FML! seriously?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 16 September 2010 19:32

He didn't say he was arrested. He said he's now a suspect. This definitely qualifies as a day ******. Could be a life ****** if it goes badly

bebita 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 21:36

wow that's horrible hope u nt in trouble

Hopersz 0

Friday 17 September 2010 3:21

Wow that that sucks big time. For everyone else on here asking "why would you stop at a store for directions?" Hello people its called common sense. Its common sense to stop at a rural area or neighborhood let alone a busy street. You gotta remember that. Secondly i hope your sister can forgive you. Again it was only common sense that the police officer banged on your car window. Either they got the description of the suspect and targeted it at you. Its common sense to stop in a area where you lost for directions "whether it be ANYWHERE" and its common sense that the police officer banged on your window cause they prob got the description of the person that robbed the store, or they targeted you because you might have been the only person around that store at the time. Anywho good luck with everything hope your sis can forgive you, and btw you have an interesting story to tell your niece or nephew when they get older lol =)

darnellq 13

Friday 17 September 2010 10:27

I call BS. If you're a suspect, you wouldn't be allowed to be posting from your phone ESPECIALLY in past tense. That would mean that you left the scene. And ANY cop would have confirmed your story before letting you go. How do I know this? I'm a cop. and confirming the story is first and foremost. It weeds out liars, AND if the subject is telling the truth, assists in getting them to their destination.

starberries 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 2:27

You wouldn't be allowed to post from your phone in the past tense? So when you're a suspect, the cops monitor your text messages to make sure they're in present tense? Anyway, being a suspect does not necessarily mean you are in custody. If you're a cop, you'd know that.