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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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titenite88 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:21

at least somebody pulls over to talk on their cell phone.....

annanonomus 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:20

I'm sorry OP. Did you explain that to the cop?

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docfan 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:36

tell the cop bout your sister he'll take you

steelersjackson 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:37

man that sucks. I'd b scared if a cop started to question me. But if I didn't do it then I'd b ok. By the way, u should have asked for the room # and went to the front desk:)

MissMel_xo 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:10

they were lost finding the HOSPITAL. not the room.

chili10 18

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:40

haha I bet being put in a line up will be fun =) it's that one officer!! number 3!!

Mylees 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:48

hope ur fine

jetbot 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:56

sounds like you made profit

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:58

If you really are the culprit, you can use the "my sister was having a baby and I couldn't find the hospital so I stopped and asked for directions" method as an allibi.

hnz 13

Thursday 16 September 2010 9:58

this fml is funny!

WingsFan80 4

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:20

figures, it was a cop in Michigan.

FMLephant 2

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:20

how did you get lost? just follow the blue signs with the big white H

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:23

Not all cities and towns have that, actually. There's a hospital nearby where I'm at, but I haven't seen a single Hospital sign anywhere near or far from it.