By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 05:38 - United States - Brenham

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Tell your grandpa it's ok, you have the key.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

Believe it or not, women enjoy sex too. Marriage doesn't mean no more sex.

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jdibartolo1 12

welcome to my life brotha

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NanoSounds 8

He heard her ****** close but what about her butt? Sorry I just...

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Gyanzy321 3

Yes he is wrong. Marriage does not mean an end to sex. This is a stereotype. While stereotypes may have a grain of truth, overall they are wrong. For instance, I'm married and if my wife had her way, we'd be having sex 2 or 3 times a day. See comment #57

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Goblin182 26

Reminds me of that old joke. They have found a food that kills a woman's sex drive. Wedding cake.

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chosha_fml 26

I'd rather that than my grandpa giving me tips based on his sex life with my grandma. Though the thought of him and 'Rosy Palm' isn't much better...

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kalbrek009 20

Well, he's not too far off from the truth (in some cases). Give it a few months or even years & you'll understand what he meant. FYL

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codyslong 12

This neither sucks or is great, you just have an awesome grandpa

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Genea 8

I've been married 11 years, the sex is pardon the pun still bangin.

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