By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
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Isamermaid 17

Aww. Either you're fat or he's wimpy. Good one....

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_Jibran_ 0

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aback 4

At least he doesn't have to roll you in flour and go for the wet spot. I mean he doesn't, does he?

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eihtballplaya_fml 4

He should have rolled your Big Ass in the apartment. He could have used canola oil.

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loriaking18 0

ummm! ur fat? he's a lame whimp?

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charliefreak 0

So either lose some weight or tell your husband to go to the gym

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penguinazul 13

Am I the only girl that doesn't like the idea of being picked up? What if I get a klutz like that one in the FML where the guy tripped and bashed his girl's head in a wall? Or what if he drops me? Yeah no, I'll just walk in meself, thanks. (I'll take a hot make out session on the way in, though! Or a hug, what have you.)

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