By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 040
You deserved it 31 140
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Isamermaid 17

Aww. Either you're fat or he's wimpy. Good one....

47 10

Comments

Igor_g5 0

Either he's too weak or you're too fat. But oh well, at least you got someone who loves you. No FML.

0 0
KoRn_Freak 1

I know how you feel.. -___- I'm only 110 lbs and my bf can't lift me... D:

2 0
FYLDeep 25

I hope that isn't you in the picture.

0 0
KoRn_Freak 1

no it's jonathan davis

0 0
FYLDeep 25

Holy shit! Never would have guessed. And I'm pretty familiar to how JD looks.

0 0
DiNgO_lOvE 0

that's sad... try some lean cuisine instead of large fries and 'diet' coke...

0 5
ash92_fml 0

Try not being an assuming bitch, ****

3 0
Lunatik89 0

damn y u didnt u just carry him...lol Thats romantic

1 0
romskiies 0

no Ari that's just fail and you still look like a minor :P

0 0