By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
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Isamermaid 17

Aww. Either you're fat or he's wimpy. Good one....

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orangesodaftw 0

Marrying for money will lead to unhappiness down the road.

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akaOtter 1

yes, for the man when she takes half his stuff in the divorce.

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blue_eyes4602 0

I would be so embarassed if this happened to me. sorry op

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Chanayaa 0

lose some weight? or he just needs to work out some more or start.

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pancakesfordinne 0

you're a bitch for complaining. and he's a bitch for not being able to pick you up. truth

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zebraflow 0

either ur dat fat or he's weak

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kingedoftheworld 0

lose some weight lol. no offense, but yea, time to hit the gym. what would happen if you were to have sex with him? think bout it

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penguinazul 13

What would happen? The same thing that happens when you have sex with your partner. Being fat does not make one incapable of participating in sexual intercourse.

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penguinazul 13

Never denied it. However, whether I'm fat or not doesn't matter. The fact of the matter is that #59 seems to believe that fat people can't have sex. Anyone can have sex; the skinniest person in the world can do it, and apparently so can that 1000+lb man in Mexico. There is no weight limit to fornicating.

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wreckem881 0

well 59 is clearly wrong and you are clearly fat. this much is now true.

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itz_towelie 6

your logic cannot, and shall not be denied.

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penguinazul 13

Am I supposed to be offended? ...Cause I'm not. At least I'm not like those bitches that try to pretend they're skinny when they're not. =P

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akaOtter 1

well to look hard, and have bad hair.

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fortunefades 3

nothing like posting how fat you are, onto fmylife.com, the day you get married

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