By Official_Person - 02/06/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
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Isamermaid 17

Aww. Either you're fat or he's wimpy. Good one....

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Espeland 0

well, then someone have to lay off the burgers;)

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mitchn60 6

86, I could curl you, 110 isn't much at all.

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iondadola 0

hey chubby bride, get in the kitchen and make him a sammich!

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FAILml 7

o.o there's gonna be a murder case on CNN

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sexirene 0

that sux OP I'm getting married next Saturday he's probably just too weak to lift you

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dax002 0

WTF, why are you on here OP, you just got married, you should be shagging yourselves thin.

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INizzy 0

ydi for being a fatass

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Monsta15k 0

If that's your worst problem, I want your life. Stop whining!!

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Isamermaid 17

I thought people had realized by now that just because the FML says "Today....," does not actually mean the story took place today. And I'm a fat bitch, so stop hatin'.

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