Animals: Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

By zzdug - 08/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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justanotherbird 19

Monday 8 February 2010 9:23

Win for Mr. Sprinkles!

shortie_sauce 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:30

YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight

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HanaxD 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:20

Wtf? This is the dumbest FML ever. And why does it matter what his name was? o.O

bexx1996 0

Monday 15 August 2011 23:36

*facepalm*

jusdef 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:20

I agree with #12, this is one the worst FML ever posted. unless this was a mountan cat... you can safely asume no one cares...

tom9686 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:25

may be a stupid fml but thats funny and at #12 the cats name dosent matter , but makes it funier " Mr. Sprinkles "

danielle8D 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:28

i agree with number 15, mr sprinkles is hularious! and did you seriously try to put the cat in the freezer!! thats animmal abuse right there!!

Lozza111 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:30

haha I can just imagine a cute multi coloured cat attacking you

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:32

******* poofy cat names...

null_fml 11

Monday 8 February 2010 10:52

Hoho! Is funny beause it sounds like the cat's name is relevant! But it is really not relevant!

azurablade 0

Monday 8 February 2010 15:25

hoho! is try to make family guy reference! ooh...

wazzaah 0

Monday 8 February 2010 11:04

gkgfh

wazzaah 0

Monday 8 February 2010 11:06

mr sprinkles 1, you 0

CrumbeldCookie 0

Monday 8 February 2010 11:38

I'm UA from the MarineCore FML

Cthulu 0

Monday 8 February 2010 15:24

you mean....THE MARINE CORPSE! inb4 grammar Nazis, it's a reference to the President pronouncing it that way.

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