By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 037
You deserved it 31 009

MattBC97 tells us more.

MattBC97 4

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

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Top comments

Nightwing98 22

You know your life sucks when....

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iamcrazy_fml 6

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

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stormchaser24 24

How many friends you have? You left that out.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Just make up a ratio in your head.

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DocBastard 38

Yet more proof that **** makes people happy and Facebook makes people miserable. WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED, PEOPLE?

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teague95 16

Hmm DocBrazzers? The worlds greater **** doc. I could see this happening

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omgcookeys 15

Happy Birthday!!

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Birdie_Sage 0

Happy birthday from your awesome Birdie!

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alfred07 18

I thought about wishing OP happy birthday too but since the complaint is that OP is getting more posts from people he doesn't know than from his friends and family I imagine getting birthday wishes on fml would only serve to highlight the problem.

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omgcookeys 15

81, aww, so my "happy birthday" is completely worthless to op?? :(

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alfred07 18

Possibly, especially when you consider comment #141 but it was a nice thought all the same, you'd have to ask OP to be certain though.

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itsalanis 25

sounds like some good **** friends you have op!

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bigbadtim 7

Did your hand wish you happy birthday, too?

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perdix 29

I'm sure the birthday kisses and spanks from the **** site are a helluva lot more fun than what you get on FB.

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BunBunBabe 8

Tells me you spend more time with your **** than real friends :/

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desireev 17

The sooner people STOP OBSESSING over Facebook, the better off their lives will be! It's not that big-a-deal, people! It's just an online community! Whining about your lack of Internet birthday wishes ISN'T going to make you any more popular on Facebook! Happy Birthday! But seriously, stop obsessing!

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sublimaze 6

Obviously your obsession is exclamation marks.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Twitter is the new Facebook! /joking~!

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desireev 17

Don't get on to me about my usage of punctuation when you're not using it correctly. You missed the comma after 'obviously'. Thanks anyway, though! :)

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KokiriKid 10

Actually, sublimaze did not need a comma after "obviously." A comma after the word "obviously" in his case would have meant that he was agreeing with you before starting a new clause in the same sentence. Instead, his sentence meant that it is obvious that you have an obsession with exclamation points. In this case, the comma is unnecessary because the word is a part of the clause. The word "obviously" could be placed after "your obsession is" for more clarity, but that does not change the fact that it does not need a comma. Good try attempting to correct him though. c:

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