By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 037
You deserved it 31 009

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MattBC97 4

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

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Top comments

Nightwing98 22

You know your life sucks when....

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iamcrazy_fml 6

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

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Dracoboxer357 35

42- ......are you seriously unfamiliar with the term "****", at 18 years of age? O.o Interesting......

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nanxi 30

Gah! So stupid of me. For some reason, I had understood it as a **** account ON Facebook.

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lemonhead75 3

**** account, you say? Linkplz?

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Birdie_Sage 0

Well... I guess it's time you got some birthday sex...

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jerjy1 5

well then happy birthday, btw I think it's hard for them to type with one hand :o

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perdix 29

You ought to sign up for Facialbook. That'll kill two birds with one stone ;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

I'm starting to think that perhaps you have one friend on FB, two on "ass-busters.com" and hey, add my Happy Birthday here on Fml and suddenly, your next fml rant will be that you got more wishes here than you did on the other 2 sites combined! ;) Happy Birthday, OP! :D

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louielove19 4

Happy birthday porny!

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wittygirl 8

It could be worse, best friend comes over. Borrows your stuff on your birthday and totally forgets to say anything about it. Have you thought about adding some of your **** friends to Facebook and even it out a bit lol

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xocellaox 0

haha you're the one that posted about your best friend coming over and borrowing a movie!

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