Miscellaneous: Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than... - FML

By MattBC97 - 27/03/2012 16:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

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MattBC97 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:55

DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.

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Nightwing98 22

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:30

You know your life sucks when....

iamcrazy_fml 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:31

at least you know the people on the **** website care about you

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combatbunny 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:45

lolz that's not the worst thing to ever happen on a birthday

anniekins 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:50

Well, here's one more for you. Happy birthday!

TopoX84 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:51

getting any hot present from the **** site

prettygirl222 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:51

;)

Rick_E_Fresh 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:52

pornstars have feelings too :)

baseballlegitly0 2

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:57

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

chimocho 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:17

Maybe this is an indication of why you got so few FB messages... Stop jacking off to **** and go make some damn friends!!!

asherm 15

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:24

Happy Birthday! There ya go

audball8498 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:45

Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one!! At least people gave you a happy birthday, I'm really sorry, but I hope it's fun!

Xephyr 1

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:48

I think OP might have meant an automated message from the site's administration...

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