By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
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owlfeatures 8

These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...

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zachherbert 10

Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.

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Comments

kaitie311 1

It's not a bad idea to grow some balls sometime and then you'd be ready for it when it happens again!!

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skullofdarkness 18

Well that doesn't sound sexist...

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Khariau 8

Saying its sexist is an understatment in itself. If its sexist then you're suggesting there is a weaker gender.

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Kasse 4

Next time a teenage girl tries to mug you, punch her in the boob. Its like a Nut punch. It's super effective!

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ToriL95 5

Sucks to be you! I'd just kick her where her balls used to be

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Brilliant66star 17

Are you sure you weren't looking for a thrill? FYL.

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brevolorio 5

You got rob of your money and your pride but i belief u today girl my town just 15 rob 2 liquor store

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Thatoneguy911 2

You know what, people go on and on about never being allowed to hit a girl. I generally believe in this, but if you are stupid enough to mug me I don't care what gender or age you are. You're getting knocked the **** out

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outoftown 26

So if the old lady who threatened to kill herself with a banana (prior FML) instead tried to mug you with it...?

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downtime 12

140 & 148, While what you say makes sense, you need to be aware that you will be ****** up for it later. Unless you happen to be in a secluded area, with nobody around, and no way of being identified...Then go nuts :)

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