By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
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owlfeatures 8

These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...

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zachherbert 10

Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.

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s0ulslack 20

Are you sure you're a grown man? Didn't act like one!

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Ayla_Abriel 1

Was she like goth or something?? I'm not against goths or anything but they can get pretty aggressive..

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Grimnirwher9 21

Murder of Sophie Lancaster. Need I say more, you prejudging dimwit?

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countrygirl626 16

I'm not goth, but I am a girl, and I can hit just as hard as a guy, if not harder.

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KiddNYC1O 20

78- That wasn't necessary. It's terrible what happened to Sophie and her boyfriend.

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mowmowlife 21

You suck for having a gender/age bias. If she's as young as she is and has a head to rob you she must know some of what she's doing. She could have had a knife, for all you disclosed. It's really too bad that you got mugged though, I'm sorry.

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Kibaruto 33

Something tells me that it was no mere girl, but Noor! She swooped down gracefully from the heavens, and her blade glistened against OP's neck, and she muttered: "Oh hell, you're not my target. Oh well, gimme your money!"

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maronofhearts 19

Yeah I'm sure it was she probably left her cab fare back in the heavens and her bus pass in her other sheath. >.>

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TheDrifter 23

Just give her a big, creepy smile and tell her she can have your wallet without a fight if she follows you into the nearest alley and doesn't scream. Everyone runs away when I make that offer, it's a real time saver.

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jesikkah 4

Wow haha. Im sorry that sucks

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fsanchez9x 0

Thats what happens for being a perv checking out teenage girls while her friends robs you

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fatmcfatty 13

and why didn't you keep your pimp hand strong? let me guess you forgot the baby powder

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