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By light_talker - 14/01/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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By hippie88 - 05/10/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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stormoftara 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:59

I use hardly any minutes, but hundreds of text messages. I don't like talking on the phone much.

24788 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:57

What? People say it's bad when you talk too much on your phone, but it's a problem when you don't talk enough?

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Clearsky18 2

Friday 15 January 2010 1:48

I don't use my phone too much either, but 9 minutes? You should go to your plan's store and change your plan ASAP! OR! You should get pay as you go.

Fail_Pig 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:00

Wow, I really can't post symbols? That's stoopid.

AndrewM 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:03

How about instead of changing his plan, why doesn't the OP go out and make friends? :)

jlf_fml 10

Friday 15 January 2010 2:05

ok, you just totally made my day! thanks!

andrei_btz 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:35

the plan you currently have is meant either for business people or for people with many friends, so I suggest you get facebook or something

softballer22 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:47

@#16 you're amazing for quoting iCarly. :D OP- get prepaid phone if you use that little.

wolfy_fml 5

Friday 15 January 2010 3:24

That is why I do prepaid. I buy $10 worth a month.

beccaxoxo88 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:29

u need to get a cheaper phone plan. whybon earth did u get a plan with si manu minute?

Matty1188 6

Friday 15 January 2010 3:36

Yeah, that's why cell phone companies offer plans for light talkers. YDI

SubjectX 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:53

talk more or switch plans. your choice.

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