Miscellaneous: Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month.... - FML

By light_talker - 14/01/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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Today, I figured out why I've used triple the amount of cellphone minutes than I usually do over the past month since moving out. Is it because I suddenly have a social life now that I'm living on my own? No. All those calls were made to my mom because I'm lonely. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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stormoftara 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:59

I use hardly any minutes, but hundreds of text messages. I don't like talking on the phone much.

24788 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:57

What? People say it's bad when you talk too much on your phone, but it's a problem when you don't talk enough?

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stormoftara 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:59

I use hardly any minutes, but hundreds of text messages. I don't like talking on the phone much.

Fr0gg13 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:59

AT

Laxloverr24 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:00

I use around 100 minutes a month. that's all. but I use like 2,000 text messages. hehe :) anyways, OP-get a smaller plan and some friends. IF that's the case.

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:00

can random hobos!! oh right, they don't got phones. Or cable! I'M UPSET THAT HOBOS CANT AFFORD CABLE!

J3NNYP3NNY47 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:59

xD

big_baller 2

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:43

iCarly FTW!!!!!

ensemble_coeur 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:02

wow. you really overestimated how many minutes you would need for your phone. You were unrealistic. For that, YDI. and just because you only talk for 9 minutes on the phone doesn't mean you don't have friends.

whatevershesaid 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:22

It expires after 12 months.

Luckster 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:05

Sounds like you need to downgrade your plan.

evilzara 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:13

people text more then they talk tho lol

ebbomega 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:18

Um, this belongs on MLIA.

Cruth 2

Friday 15 January 2010 0:34

I don't see how this is a fml… YDI for getting a way to big phone plan…

heartlessagony 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:39

I guess it's time to either try to get less minutes or getting more active in your social life.

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