Health: Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

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By piercingfreak - 28/08/2011 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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RandomChickXD 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:07

free piercings are the best kind of piercings!

coffeeandcream 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:07

hey, it's better to get your eyebrow pierced than your eye.

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franticravyn 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:40

Just be thankful it was your eyebrow, not your crotch...

Kammasaurus_Sex 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:40

Yikes! ;~;

Shayton 12

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:43

Lesson learned. No fishing for you.

lasergoespewpew 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:44

I N F E C T E D.

itsalanis 25

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:44

oh my, i just cringe at the sight of it...

Kirashai 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:17

You saw this happen?

crazychick1269 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:50

That happened to me before!!! Except it was on my ear....

OakChair 14

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:51

I have this mental image of a fish hook decorated in glitter with peace signs everywhere. Hey, for the fashion-conscious fishermen, anything goes.

sleepyN 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:52

your doing it wrong

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 2 August 2011 21:32

"you're" spelling it wrong

LolMoqz 10

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:50

I'll fix it for him. P I E R C I N G S , you're doing it wrong.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:03

You should probably go get a tetanus shot.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:24

Hooker.

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