By southernluxe - 04/09/2011 09:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 948
You deserved it 10 651

Same thing different taste

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leadman1989 15

And this is why people have bad sex lives no honest communication. How is she supposed to get better? If she thinks everything is ok he's just gonna keep rippin pubes FYL bit YDI for lying.

Egnar 19

#30 has it right - I mean, I imagine you're about 12-14 because a handjob isn't that exciting after middle school and usually just ends in blue balls but one day you'll learn that the more you let her get away with things that go wrong the worse your sex life is going to be. Ladies, to clarify, this goes both ways and isn't meant to be sexist. . If you expect your guy to do you right you need to let them know what right is - Everyone is different.

Egnar 19

Because I don't hear that all the time.

leadman1989 15

Exactly it goes both ways, if you don't like something he's doing take control and show or tell him if he's smart he'll listen. ;)

I don't think he does. I'd much rather read his thoughts than most of the asinine inanities on here.

tatianaw 0

That sounds super painful. At least you didn't make her feel bad.

Nice Save! That made me laugh. But the others are right, shave that heat.

Awww that's so sweet, for that I think she will treat you more passionately from here on out

creedaddict 9
perdix 29

And this is why we shave. Advantages: 1) No pubes getting pulled 2) Your dick gets sucked much deeper without the hair in the way. 3) It looks bigger. I think mine also looks more handsome, but YMMV. That's just win-win-win -- get after it.

Egnar 19

Or you could just groom and not look like a 9 year old boy. . .

Im gonna tell you guys a secret, come on gather round.... *all this crap about shaving making you look like a 9year old boy is bullshit* seriously, if you looked like a 9 year old boy No girl would go near your penis, shaved or unshaven. Think about it this way, wouldn't you prefer your girl to be clean shaven when you go down on her? Well it's the same for us. And I agree with perdix, i think it does make the penis look more handsome.

KiddNYC1O 20

That's right! Keep the landing strip, ladies. "Handsome penis"... Haha.

Richard16 0

Wen a girl shaves it all off it looks weird, it reminds me of a shaved cat but that is my honest opinion and its good to keep it trimmed just dont let it get out of hand.

perdix 29

Egnar, I still have hairy legs and keep part below my waist and above my dick trimmed neatly, so I don't look like a 9-year-old boy. Once you've had your pubes yanked in a hand job or during a ******** with hand assistance, you'll want to shave the **** and balls. The OP's conundrum is a real FML!

Georgieeporgiee 9

Dude who wants a mouth full of pubes?! I like guys with no pubes! One bad point though, it itches like crazy!

perdix 29

I don't know what it's like for girls, but I use an electric trimmer/razor to shave my 'nards, and I don't have any itching at all.

Psh I like that my bf has a bush. He's never shaved. I don't mind it when I'm giving him a ******* (the hair being there doesn't prevent me from putting it all the way in my mouth) and ive never yanked hair out either. I really like that it's there when we have sex too. :)

herpitydurteedur 0

Prolly because when you use an electric clipper it doesn't take off the top layer of skin with it like manual razors do. When you shave with clippers you're just getting reeeeally close to the skin, so you get less razor burn. I prefer to be trimmed(both me and him) but not shaven, because it feels weird during sex, looks odd, and when it's in the "too short to shave but long enough to be annoyingly painful" stage it sucks. And the wet just gets everywhere :/ nice to have a little buffer inbetween sometimes. Just my personal preference.

Perdix. Is. Right. No groom? The ladies don't wanna.....

Epikouros 31

YDI next time for not telling the truth. Making her feel guilty is good - she might even give you a ******** to make it up to you.

Mokiikom_fml 8

You sound like a manipulative little bitch who'll get dumped sooner or later...