Miscellaneous: Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had...

By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By Tasha84 - 20/11/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 13:31 - United States

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:07 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 15:00 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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Rach17 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:34

Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:59

you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.

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cupcake147 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 7:48

same thing happened to me. FYL op

whoisthisgirl 4

Friday 22 October 2010 8:33

LOL that's cute

fricknugget 3

Sunday 24 October 2010 7:08

LOLMAO!

Aniblecoby 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:55

my mom cried when I got mine...

nicefacekidd 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 15:52

Why is FML infested with Twilight obsessed freaks?

candy56sm 0

Friday 28 January 2011 10:49

hahahahahhahhahhahahha!! that's not an FML! don't take things so seriously!

snickers98 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:00

that's embarrassing but at least he cares. where would u even find a card like that?

guitarist1071995 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 7:38

"Don't bleed on the couch." Love, Dad & Mom

Krega 0

Friday 4 March 2011 1:22

Lol my dad doesn't even know about mine.

mlovecats 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:29

that my friend is why you don't announce it ask your dad for some lunch money and go get some tampons and pads.

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Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes; mine said no. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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