By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
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Rach17 0

Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.

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musicangel_fml 0

i didn't tell my dad when i first got my period.

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mollytamale 1

Orangefizz, I was 13 when I got mine and I never told my mom when I got my period haha, aboutmy second or 3rd period I was emptying out my trash and my mom saw all my used pads.. What a great way to find out lol. If my dad knows I've gotten my period he sure hasn't mentioned it to me. And whoever says there are no secrets in family, are sadly mistaken haha. My friend just got her first period today and she's 15.

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novellover63 0

Fyl, but YDI for telling somebody. Don't tell EVER!

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ashleeee 0

lmfaooooooo what the eff is up with your dad ? i could see if if it was your mom; but your dad. that guy has some issues. like my dad probably doesnt know i have mine or what periods are! fyl indeed.

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anonymouschicka 0

What does the card say? A standing ovation for your first menstruation?

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mathsponge 0

Kreeper... Thank god my dad hates blood... But my bf ?

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salleethepug 0

if im not wrong in indian culture u have to throw a little party inviting your whole neighbourhood when u get ur first period! the cards not that bad compared to that huh?

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funkmetalbass 0

In many countries, especially those of predominantly pagan religions, your first period is considered a right of passage and is celebrated. Many Native American tribes actually hold giant 2-3 day festivals for these. Consider yourself lucky. In other parts of the world, genital mutilation is considered the right of passage.

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lil_misssunshine 0

LMFAO! That happend to me too! I got out of the bath to see my mother, father and brother giving me a card reading 'congradulations on being a woman!', but at least I got Lindor Chocolates and flowers. Lol. Most akward time of my life, I bet I was as red as a tomato.

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BeatleLover4Ever 0

THAT SUCKS SO MUCH!!

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