Intimacy: Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé:...

By anon - 08/03/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00

Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 16:19

This is why you never tattoo a name on yourself. Try something symbolic, that way if this happens, it's just a tattoo and doesn't have to mean anything anymore

cheesey1 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:21

That's the reason why the only names you tattoo on yourself are your kids and dead family members

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trose77 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:50

ur an idiot

tweets 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:56

dont get someone else's name tattooed on u. the onli one i would be understanding with is a tattoo of ur child or relative, not some boyfriend. life's a bitch but u should've known that. plus... IS THIS UR FIRST TATTOO?! how could u have not known that ur allergic to the ink UNLESS it was ur first tattoo. u should've started off with something simple like a turtle, not ur bf's name

zoo_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:58

#1, what's done is done.. now all this person can do is go and get it removed..

wolfy_fml 5

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:01

lol @ #18 It isn't a turn-off for all guys. I have had quite a few guys that think that mine is nice: http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4238/tattooc.jpg See! It isn't bad at all. Now I agree with #27. People drenched in tattoos make them unattractive for the most part, though sleeves can be nice on men.

xprecious05x 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:12

u kno u should never get a name inked on your body...didnt u learn anything???

Puolukka 4

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:22

#34 it says in the FML "Today, I got my FIRST tattoo..."

tentenjen 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:23

Yeah.. bad choice... but in all fairness, being engaged, you thought this would be forever. And no one knows what they're allergic to until they find out either the hard way or with an allergy test.

vaticide 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:30

that wasn't the best idea ever, but there isn't much use in beating yourself up over it. getting it removed is really all you can do at this point. #18 - please explain Angelina Jolie.

musicislife_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:42

I have to agree...why would you tattoo a name on you? That's stupid. Unless you're so narcissistic that you feel like you should have your own name on your own body. Or you follow #11's advice- children's names only...