By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
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SystemofaBlink41 27

I'm just happy this is a Smash Bros. FML.

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threer 30

*Shrug* Side+B is better for Peach. ( GameCube )

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Poetaster 10

Put the hamdicaps on her?

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MissMae93 23

Did you forget to read the FML before commenting, 16? Also I'm just assuming you meant "handicaps" here...?

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threer 30

Hamdicaps = dirty joke.

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hcollins1 18

I had went back to see if OP had put 'hamdicaps' instead of 'handicaps'. Nope. Handicaps, I'm assuming, is to help aid beginners in the game.

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ZingZilla 8

Marth counter would have made him pro or at very least have him a dirty noob edge. Haha

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Zebediabolical 39

There are two possibilities here. A> You suck at Smash Bros. 2> She is awesome at Smash Bros. D> All of the above. Choose one.

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ZingZilla 8

18, you only gave A,2 & D as possible answers, my head hurts I'm not playing any more. ;-D

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jhs578650 9

Did you invite her to play so you could boost your ego at her expense, or did you want to share an activity together? Don't be a sore loser.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Exactly. I have had guy friends like that. They were such asses to me over this exact game. They ruined it for me actually. They kept insisting I play and gave me 'crap characters' and shit and always would get so pissed at me and told me to get back in the kitchen when they lost. They all wonder why they are still single. :/

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Vittu_Elamani 16

Maybe she's played before on a different console and didn't tell you? Can't decide between YDI and YLS for this, because you treated her like a beginner, and were soundly beaten, but if you'd "dominated" her, you'd be on the sex ban list for a while ^^

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mmm666 16

If you don't want her can I have her then? But really, this is funny.

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