Geek: Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me....

By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML

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By neverhavingkids - 21/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:54

You are irritated because she won? Ugh.

kaiyybee 10

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:54

You just suck.. Sorry bro.

Comments

loneteen 14

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:21

you should use kirby if u arent already, hes the best in the game

alwayswinning123 7

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:25

It's either she lied about never playing or you just suck

etishuman22 32

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:35

YDI for expecting all girls to be terrible at video games. Kind of full of yourself, don't cha think? We game, too! She could have been practicing without your knowing!

NeighSoulSister 6

Wednesday 21 August 2013 20:56

I feel like people are making too big of a deal about this. No where in the FML does it mention him thinking that girls are terrible at video games. How would you feel if someone said it's their first time playing a certain video game and they end up beating you? I'm not gonna lie, if that happened to me, I'd be a little irritated, too.

vipirius 18

Wednesday 21 August 2013 21:27

I'm pretty sure he expected her to be terrible because it's her first time playing, not because she's a girl. Stop trying to make every little thing sexist.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:35

Oh come on girls are amazing gamers...it's not a surprise...

blackwidowtaco 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:38

Don't be a sore loser op, look at it from this angle, at least you've got a girlfriend whose willing to game with you. I'd say that's a win/win. Only thing that could make it better is if she can kick your friends asses in COD.

SillyGiraffe 17

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:46

This would only be acceptable if she picked Meta Knight.

threer 30

Thursday 22 August 2013 4:44

I believe MetaKnight is only in brawl..

SyntheticSmile 5

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:47

I once did that on a game and my gf started having a go at me saying that I did it on purpose letting her win... At least she had fun!

shazzaam 3

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:56

-_______'

megatherium 4

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:59

Don't feel too bad. My boyfriend is an incredibly skilled gamer and beats me at every shooter we play, but I consistently kick his ass at Brawl no matter how much he tries. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. We tend to stick to co-op games when we play together, since we get a bit aggressively competitive otherwise. Judging by your attitude in this FML, you may want to do the same!