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By cramps - 17/09/2009 13:59 - Australia

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML

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By faulty plumbimg! - 31/08/2013 12:14 - India

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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Thursday 17 September 2009 23:10

obviously your professor is a man. fyl

crazyjack 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:13

should've yelled: "OHSHIT somebody help me!! i'm bleeding!!" xD

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Zoa_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:51

no sympathy here! you knew you couldn't leave the exam, and that you were going to get your period soon, you should have worn a panty liner at least!

ram7_fml 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 2:03

omg. i would be so embarrassed if that happened to me. i mean they expect you to sit there and bleed all over?

shootingstar8D 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 3:37

If it makes u feel better in 8th grade I leaked and to make it more humiliating, this gangster kid who hated me for no reason pointed it out, told everyone, and made fun of me. And I was standing at the door with his friend (wearing a red sweater) ready to leave and hes like" looks like we have a competition to see who has the most red." ): It was embarrassing. He said sorry the next day, but it won't take back what he did.

sacredpoppy 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 6:47

Oh, wow... that was ridiculously cruel of him to do. I wonder why he even thought that kind of behavior was acceptable.

piano993 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 4:50

i'm not irregular or anything, i'm pretty good at knowing when mine will come, especially cuz it starts with cramps but I have to agree getting it sucks. The whole period isn't the problem, it's the cramps and leaking and feeling like a bitch. sucks that it was during a 3 hour test. i hate leaking in the night, and during bad times.

ladiesman14 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 7:09

ive done it many times with girls who were on their periods, Without a condom. every girl said its was the best sex they ever had. they all liked doing it when they are hot and swollen in that area. one even gave me a BJ right after . im so manly and macho that my sweet lovin has no cycle.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 19 September 2009 10:24

Keep telling yourself that.

theshinepolice 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:27

just doesnt seem like a good time to me. oxidation makes it smell pretty weird. i wouldnt want THAT on a sheet, but ehhh people wash em i guess so whatever.

thebarfbagdiva 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:08

how did you know you got it? did u pull down your pants or something? or did you leak? omg that would suck

im_mad_cute 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:23

wow, ten bucks says it was a guy teacher. and uhm #201. alot of girls can feel it when its coming.! its the weirdest feeling in the world.. but i get white stuff about 3 days before mine starts [ i call it my life saver ] & when i get that.. i put a tampon. i know it may be unhealthy but at least im prepared. & im very lucky with my periods.. 3 days. light. every time. :]

tyler_walters27 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 10:43

Thats so freaken funny. But i feel so bad.

plasticspoons 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:40

Wow, sucks to be you. But if it makes you feel any better I once had to hold my raging thunderstorm diarrhoea for 3 hours during an exam when I was younger. Not a pleasant memory.