Miscellaneous: Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates...

By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 191

By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML

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DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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Babyface

By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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You deserved it 28 175

Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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You deserved it 1 010

shaniqualee 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:05

Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!

timewarpist 1

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:03

lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha

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ttuwmasian 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:39

ok hank hill

haleycstar 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:40

ROFLMAO!!! that's so funny how you put it!!!

Nickha0 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:21

Typo? Calm down, this isn't an fml

vivanicamarie 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:33

at least yours came in, I never received my renewal... and i payed.

kemper90 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:28

this happened to my cousin

movies12 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:53

LOL OMG #105 THATS SO FUNNY, uh Aerosmith. 2 FUNNY. OP they probably did it by accident, just go get it fixed, no big deal.

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 7 September 2009 7:01

and what would you like us to do about that? would you like your genitalia cut off?

crazyyy2468 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:18

MAYBE UR A HERMAPHRODITE AND U DIDNT KNO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maipinkbear 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:32

don't they have to re-enter in all the information? maybe it was a typo...

stone_light 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:43

well next time check Male on the license form dumbass

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DMV blues

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