Miscellaneous: Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates... - FML

By HeShe - 06/09/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML

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DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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Babyface

By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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shaniqualee 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:05

Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!

timewarpist 1

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:03

lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 6 September 2009 22:52

Lmao! XD I love how you worded this

bobpips 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 22:53

Sucks for you. BITCH.

wowsux4u 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:02

lol'er fries :D how could they not tell?

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:14

Is your name Hank Hill?

Vaetrus 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:22

This is why you do not piss of the DMV person.

LazyDaze82 9

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:42

LOL!

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 0:08

Ahaha! did they think you were a tranny? F your life, man. I'd be pissed as hell if someone thought I was a guy.

danielrp34 7

Monday 7 September 2009 0:23

What penis? What beard? You've gotta stop lying.

YeahYeahYeah4 0

Monday 7 September 2009 0:25

LoL. That's kinda funny.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 7 September 2009 0:46

DMV people are so stupid... When I got my license, I kept telling the guy that the address on my learner's permit was wrong, and he changed it on the computer, but not on my actual license! Wtf?! -_-

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Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

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Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML

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