Miscellaneous: Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the...

By reallyhighschool - 03/12/2013 16:34 - United States - Torrance

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

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By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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Thatcher, Thatcher, jungle canyon rope bridge snatcher!

By great idea - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML

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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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You played yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

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David Lee Roth?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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Method acting

By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

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Dogsbody

By tee - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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feldco1 17

Tuesday 3 December 2013 18:59

I'm curious as to why they do this and if it occurs every year.

katt_is_here 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:02

So your school is actively advocating singling someone out and bullying them? Wooooooow...change schools.

Comments

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:10

You got off easy! At least it's not spit balls. Or paint balls. Or bowling balls.

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:22

#19, more cowball?

DntLookBack 29

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:37

I was thinking Monty Python when they have the "cow-tapult" lol

CallMeWindSock 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:11

Could've been worse: tennis balls, golf balls, baseballs, human balls...

ohcheriecherie 20

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:24

horse balls.

xxjenn123xx 11

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:40

Bowling balls

Jst4kicks 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:12

embrace the balls

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:12

I'm sure you're going to have nightmares about all of those balls coming at your face.

iknowiwantyou 13

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:14

what the hell? it's all fun. at my university profs get nominated and we get to throw pies at their face! but it's for charity.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:15

My school had a senior auction...but having the seniors so random things sounds great... I really hope you are a senior...

Maskedmask 3

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:33

Whitechapel **** yes bro m/

Breegotcake 14

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:25

Did you really agree to this? Unless they tricked you; like you volunteer for one thing & they did another. This still is really messed up.

ilikecrazy 6

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:26

The school should not have allowed that... In my school were not even allowed to boo people for pep rally's or say negative comments to other schools on game days.

Elric97 9

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:14

That must be nice. My school booed another schools marching band at a football game while the news was there. Both bands apologized to each other (they booed us back) because neither principals cared. Oh but let's not forget that it is completely unacceptable to boo football players.