Kids: Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve...

By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By Rob - 15/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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Body issues

By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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Saturday 4 August 2012 5:59

D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 4 August 2012 5:59

Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.

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beatlegirl27 20

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:01

It's stupid and arrogant parents. One of my cousins can use an iPad before he can write his own name. He's TWO! That's a serious problem!

MetalOcelot 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:17

Holy shit, it's shocking that kids think this kind of behavior is ok - really reflects a lot on her parents. OP should've ripped the phone out of her hand and broken it right in front of her. That probably would have hurt more than any insult, just 'cause these phones are kids' lifelines these days.

kaallen87 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:30

I would've tripped her coming out of the elevator...You don't need to take that from a dumb teenager.

JakeSkaterboi 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:31

**** that little girl up

happyvocal 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:20

I would have grabbed the phone out of her hand and broken it on the floor. I'm a person who avoids fighting, but there are some lines that you don't ******* cross, and this is one of them.

fsanchez9x 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:26

Pregnant sperm whales have no business in elevators

ToriL95 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:34

FYL, but YDI for not decking that little brat

crazyluvbug 8

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:35

Hahah you should have grabbed her phone and licked the whole thing and gave it back to her but if she didn't want it back then free phone for op!!!! :))

chtyree7 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:43

This is why kids don't need cell phones until they are mature enough to use one. I'm sure you don't look like a pregnant whale. Kids exaggerate. Don't take it to heart!!