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By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By Rob - 15/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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Saturday 4 August 2012 5:59

D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 4 August 2012 5:59

Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.

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lonelytrevor 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:54

What a ****

BrutalFbomb 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:55

I would've broken her legs in 2 seconds :) you shouldve too OP

Warden1986 16

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:59

This is when the elevator door open, you say "hey" she turn around in aww you kick her in chest and shout " THIS IS SPARTA!!!"...

Spark_Slicker 19

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:00

A drop kick to the throat would sort that twit out pretty easily.

hewro_failure 11

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:09

That's where you take her phone and destroy the hell out of it ... Teach her a lesson that she is a 13 year old brat who deserves to be pushed off a cliff and then have a sander taken to her face and see how 'pretty' she is after that

jopey21 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:16

Since you don't have any self respect for yourself. Why don't you go back to your own black hole and get out of society.

Warden1986 16

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:31

That's kinda harsh dude. Some people can't defend them verbally. Beside I'm sure OP was shocked, even to hear a little girl talk to her like that.

krmc822 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:16

I would have gone off one her that's not very nice. U shouldn't be embarrased of yourself u should stand up and tell people ur feelings.

jopey21 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:21

It's not hard to realize. This person has no self-respect for themselves. Hard to believe, but it happens daily.

ramseytt69 8

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:28

That's why parents need to go back to playing a game called tear that ass up. Let them choose the belt.

writergirl23 19

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:34

I would have pulled out my phone and started talking about "teens these days and how they act like two year olds". That would have shut her up!

blue_seduction 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:34

Should have bumped into her by 'accident' and made her drop her phone, then just be like "oops sorry, I'm such a fat ass" & stepped on it on the way out