Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

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Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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heyhihello95 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:40

That should tell you something

peachesncreem 21

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:43

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

Comments

CommanderBalls 10

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:51

bunniex1 11

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:52

ydi for being incapable of driving to the point that people think your drunk...., I want a muffin :(

CheckMyProfile 17

Wednesday 14 March 2012 13:55

I wish I could see your fascinating way of driving! lol

Estapc 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 14:05

Reminds me of when my brother got his. Stories are the same, Only difference, my brother THOUGHT he was sober enough to drive. Blood test proved difference.

FMyDave 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 14:05

officer I swear I put on my helmet today!!

natepooch 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 14:43

Maybe you should just stop driving

MissHayleyJames 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:03

Well OP is from California. If you've ever tried to drive there (in SoCal at least) you know it's standard to drive like a drunk bat out of hell.

triggerit 5

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:10

You are just an outstanding driver... if you able be drunk without a sip of alcohol...

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:13

Pulled over for driving like you're drunk? Are you texting and driving, causing you to swerve all over the road? I see drivers on the road doing that all the time. They're just as dangerous.