By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
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peachesncreem 21

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

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bms1996 12

That happened to me my 3rd time driving...

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Sumo69 9

Sounds to me like you're ******* with the cops

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thiscrazything 1

Learn how to keep it between the lines.

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RedPillSucks 31

Is that some sort of cocaine thing?

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aria78 19

It's a coloring thing.

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TehShowstopper 6

learn how to drive properly and this magically wont happen anymore! ydi

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immaMonsta 8

I'd say that's a problem you need to fix then.

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micahsmommy 13

Might be time to go back to driver's Ed. Either that or learn to love the bus. There are enough drunk drivers already. We don't need sober people copying them.

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MEM0817 18

That bad of a driver huh...

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DocBastard 38

If you drive like a drunkard when you're sober, then I'm sure we'll meet each other very soon. Maybe you'll even end up as a story on a blog somewhere.

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RedPillSucks 31

ticked by the cops for bad driving - $200 surgery to remove steering wheel from around neck - $90,237 being mentioned in DocBastards blog - PRICELESS

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

Lol Doc I was thinking the same thing. How long until he ends up in my ambulance?

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MigraineurOfLife 15

This is why it's inappropriate to read FMLs while driving! X^X

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