Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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heyhihello95 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:40

That should tell you something

peachesncreem 21

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:43

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

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LadyBreBangBahh 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:17

Racial profiling??

gracehi 31

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:17

You know those 2 solid yellow lines that run down the middle of the road? You're supposed to stay on the right side of them. No need to thank me ;)

Atticus1010 1

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:24

Pay attention to the road..

jmoreno 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:25

Maybe u were swerving or not driving safely

handsfree 2

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:34

Learn how to drive?

geod69 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:48

Learn to drive

fentron 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:56

Dis you get your license from a cereal box?

Jessic1 5

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:56

Are you just that bad of a driver?

fentron 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 15:58

Did you get your license from a cereal box?

tessia12 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:02

Then why do you sober in the car

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