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By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Jack.mercado - 19/03/2016 16:58 - United States

Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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sxe_beast 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:52

Were you driving a DeLorean?

llCHR15ll 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:57

you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

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ADub55 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:01

haha you are my hero

cumverg 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:02

People here obviously haven't seen Back to the Future

kcTheGreatOne 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:03

the cop should have given u two tickets, one for speeding and one for be under the influence of dumbassness. dumbass

Schlimpikins 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:08

It's okay, where you're going, you don't need to pay that ticket... don't need roads either

afallingstar 22

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:12

back to the future ftw!

KaanTech 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:25

total idiot i m not a nerd or geek but even i know if he speed up enough (close to light speed) he will go to future instead of going past.... he is failed at both being nerd or geek and trying to make up excuse

Clover2009 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:26

You're a total idiot for not getting the classic reference!

Epheo 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:15

#147 Actually if you speed up you will arrive at the destination before you left...thats the idea of going faster than light...so he would still go to the past. There are some theories that if you go faster than the speed of light that you can just move freely in time (forward or backward)...but thats a side note. Point is he didnt fail at being a nerd/geek he was making a reference that you obviously didnt understand, and made a stupid comment to hide your idiocy.

caribou_megs 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:58

Most educated people know this, and I'm surprised you think people on FML care =P The point is that this is a movie reference. OP is still wrong...dude, you got ticketed because you didn't say "I WAS TRYIN' TO GET BACK TO THE FUTURE!"

KaanTech 0

Friday 20 May 2011 13:48

goddammit noo he will be travel to future it is impossible to make time travel to past idiots....

KaanTech 0

Friday 20 May 2011 13:54

if your speed is near light speed, you will arrive your destination earlier than normal. this means you traveled to future total stupid ***** this is not a theory this is FACT, and until proven otherwise it is impossible to traveling past theory= not proven can be change fact= proven

KaanTech 0

Friday 20 May 2011 14:30

alright i m going to explain in detail 1- time is revelant this means there is no such universal 'this moment' Einstein 2-like it or not everything is going to future with diffrent speed (it changes by gravitional effects on them and their movement speed) AND you can only change your time traveling speed (faster or slower) Stephen Hawking this means if anything's speed is near light speed it will travel in time to future again but in a slower rate eventually it will reach it's own future. since there is no such 'that moment' in destination that thing will arrive the conclusion is thing will arrive at future. if the object travel in time slower than its sorroundings it will spend less time to reach its future. Please understand that these are facts not theories.

cudgel1023 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:58

Nice try

drumchick4ever7 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:23

WIN!!!

79DrAwkwArD97 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:07

Next time be sure to pack extra plutonium so you can go back in time to prevent the cop from giving you a ticket... Just be careful not to run into your other self...