Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop...

By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Jack.mercado - 19/03/2016 16:58 - United States

Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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Thursday 19 May 2011 11:52

Were you driving a DeLorean?

llCHR15ll 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:57

you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

Comments

dcaruso 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:38

you were gonna get the ticket anyways so you reasonfor the fml was idiotic. but.. great answer lol

benderbot19 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:44

I'm proud of you. this is hilarious!!

emodude44 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:15

We've got to go back! Back, TO THE FUTURE!

flakes_fml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:23

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. MLIA

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:40

quick marty!! if your not back by midnight the space time continuem will collapes. Doc I kissed my ma!

softy19 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:44

did you really think that would work you idiot?

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 21:50

i got pulled over once. the cop started cursing and screaming at me. when i asked what i did he told me i blew the red light. i told him that was impossible. he asked me why and i said i would never be able to fit in in my mouth. the judge laughed when i told him and dropped the tickets.

cab227 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 22:15

I have no sympathy for you. YDI

sparty12 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 22:26

uhmm...sure, what was funny...but did u really expect the cop not to do his job? u were the one speeding u kno the consequences if caught. thus, i do not see the fml here..