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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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mewzik 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

ramdoodle45 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

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chocolaterabbit 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 13:53

"i'm really not a bitch, i don't know why it came off that way." it came off that way because you bragged about getting off speeding tickets twice in 2 weeks, as well as getting away with warnings because you thought you were hot and had a sexy lifeguard outfit. you might be hot, but bragging about driving poorly as well as being hot will definitely make people think you're a bitch. people are rude to you because they already made up their minds up about you, even though you might not be a bitch in real life.

noclevername 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 15:03

I can't understand flirting to get out of a difficult situation. If I have to ask someone higher up than me for something, I'll be friendly, sure, but I'm very conscious of what's appropriate and what's not. I'm a reasonably attractive eighteen-year-old, and if I got pulled over (probably wouldn't happen because I'm careful to the point of driving like an old woman, but anyway) I'd make sure my shirt was fully buttoned, for fear of coming off as a little airhead who wouldn't be paying proper attention to the road. If someone a good bit older than me hits on me it makes me too uncomfortable to think of any way of turning it to my advantage, I just want to get away.

brittimes2 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 15:36

haha someone moderated one of my comments? but the ones that talk trash about me are fine? how nice...

ThatsAli3 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

i've gotten off speeding and I'm a girl... lots of my guy friends get off too? Sometimes cops are just nice. And i've never unbuttoned my buttons to do it. That's really trashy.

JBiz_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:37

Chivalry died for a reason.

wtfreallyin86 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:53

BRITTIMES2 IS NOT HOT AT ALL!!!!! YOU GUYS SHOULDA BEEN HERE EARLIER YESTERDAY WHEN SHE WAS CHANGING HER PIC SEVERAL TIMES TO ONE THAT LOOKED HALF WAY DECENT!! NOTICE THAT SHE'S NOT LOOKING AT THE CAMERA? THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A DUDES CHIN AND HER EYES AND EYEBROWS ARE WAAAAAAY TOO FAR APART FROM HER FACE AND NOSE ETC YOU GUYS NEED TO LOOK AT HER OTHER PICS (ONES OF HER ACTUALLY FACING THE CAMERA AND MAKE YOUR JUDGEMENT THEN) WHO PUTS PICS ON FML WEBSITES ANYWAY? ARE YOU THAT LOW OF SELF-ESTEEM THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET (MOSTLY OLD PERVERTS WHO LIKE YOUNG 17 YEAR OLDS) WHO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW GIVE YOU COMPLIMENTS N HOW HOT YOU ARE? YOU HAVE A LOT OF GROWING UP TO DO HUNNY AND YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF AND NOT PARADE YOURSELF AROUND ON WEBSITES LIKE THIS. as for the OP: you're just a white-trash ***** and I feel bad for you.

fmkittw 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:13

LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keithnhl2004 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:14

you fail cops are trained to not react in any way

c0okie_ 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:17

#160- WTF? yah I have an iPod touch but I wasn't bragging about it. my point is that I rarely comment because I use the FML application. I don't usually use the actual FML desktop version. meaning I'm unable to comment or post a picture. so please, stfu.