Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license....

By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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Babyface

By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

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High performance, high risk quipping

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By brotheritachi - 13/06/2017 16:00

Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML

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edthered 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:45

Unlucky. I used to have the same responses, got into a lot of trouble when I was in school for that.

crisle12358 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:42

haha thats funny.. i laugh when i dont know what else to do in a trully akward situation, or when an angry person is screaming at me

Comments

Teekayahr 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 6:48

Have you ever looked into Asperger's? That could be a cause.

shooter308 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 6:58

To the few of you who think it is legal to be high (in the United States), California Health and Safety Code 11550 makes it illegal for anyone to be under the influence of any schedule I,II,III,IV or V drug. Marijuana is included in there somewhere. Unless you have a prescription, but then it is still illegal to drive under the influence.

GrapefruitZoe 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:33

Schedule One. Unbelievable, but it's true. **** the laws and idiot politicians.

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 7:28

LOL there is one really similar to this. A man got pulled over for the first time and he started crying because he was nervous and he got arrested for not cooperating with the cop.

Amkii 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:20

This would be a degree of Schizophrenia that you have, right? Sorry to hear about the incident, though!

baller789 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 11:22

YDI for leaving the kitchen

Tequila01 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:53

I thought that things like that were stated in the back of a license? I know they put "corrective lenses" if you have glasses/contacts so why not that.

locomamasucks 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:59

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arcacious 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:17

lol next time i'm high and driving i'll say i have disorganized speech and occasional innapropriate emotions, that'll get me out of it....until a unicorn walks by