By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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lions214 6

lmao! your talented dude!

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lmngrl889 14

I probably couldn't recite the alphabet backwards sober either! it's ridiculous for it to be a way to "tell" if you're drunk

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0h_Boy 26

You realize you can request a breathalyzer, right?

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profligatesoul 18

That happened to me. I ended up just getting a turn violation ticket though

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doglover100 28

What happens if you fail one but not the other? I'm hard of hearing which affects my balance.

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dingostacy 14

It is possible for people who are completely trashed to still pass. With a family of cops with endless stories, they tell me that some people practice. It's ok OP. driving is exhausting and I feel for ya. FYL

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awesomeamandas 37

OK I can understand the walking the straight line because some people have horrible balance to begin with but really? the alphabet? did you sleep through all of kindergarten?

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sk1tt135 22

You should have asked for a breathalyzer or even a blood test if they were that adamant about arresting you. Most of the time with a sobriety test they ask you to recite the alphabet backwards and I can't even do that sober.

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