Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking,...

By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:25

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

Katie_the_Great 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

You sir... Fail

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ndiggidy 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:59

DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

Evey99 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:22

dumb ass

cherryblunt217 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:37

Honestly i would probably fail both sober as well... give me a damn breathalizer test!

Leadamp 7

Friday 6 May 2011 22:21

You done goofed

Threepeaoh 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 10:22

ooooohhhhh tryin to be all badass are we?

jaclynrose15 5

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:20

it's ok dude I can't walk in a straight line while sober either. but the alphabet... really???? my two year old nephew can do that. sorry :(

whiteguy12 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 3:40

remember it's officer not ociffer

Stackhouse_fml 0

Friday 20 May 2011 10:13

The only letters you need to know are U S and A right? :p

rozieslothinator 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:13

you didn't even have to recite the alphabet backwards and you failed...pathetic

freelife571 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:30

Haaaaa!

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