Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking,...

By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:25

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

Katie_the_Great 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

You sir... Fail

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kc1997kc 9

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:37

are you always a moron? everyone should pass those tests! I have passed those tests wasted!

mouse1 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:12

u deserve it for being retarded.

JayJay1995 1

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:33

wow you're not very smart.

allen2688 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:40

wow you got back from jail really fast just to submit this....

crush211 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:14

hah that's happened to me b4 lol twice.

imperialtl 12

Wednesday 4 May 2011 9:51

you fail too

vintagelovenotes 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:28

imagine what you'd be like drunk then.

imperialtl 12

Wednesday 4 May 2011 9:49

Unless you are both mentally and physically handicapped there is nothing on gods green earth that cam stop me from saying you fail at life.

Asuna_fml 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:31

Good thing those tests don't hold up in court. You must have been really nervous to have messed up the alphabet though. ;)

Sukimaye 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 20:55

This is stupid... are a retard driving?

osnapitzkay 8

Wednesday 4 May 2011 22:16

wow.... they should of arrested u for being so stupid lol

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