By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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memily63 12

and you're obviously just an asshole

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Burning_Star_IV 3

So you took a test and figured out you're retarded.

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d4m4s74 12

Because of my hobby (solving the rubik's cube both sighted and blindfolded) I taught myself to say the alphabet in any order (forwards, backwards, skipping every other letter, only vowels, etc) from any starting position. it helps me a lot when driving drunk.

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Martinelli 1

Did you know that it is unnatural for a human to walk in a straight line without a fixed point to guide them?

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mellyYaYo 0

can't they give you a breathalyzer too.... then they would know you weren't drunk, duhhhh!

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GoArmy6624 7

ydi for not paying attention in school.

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SamanthaRose143 6

I literally cannot say the alphabet backwards worth anything and I trip over my own two feet like every minute, I'd so fail drunk tests..

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daniel_pb 0

WTF who is this dumb, I understand nerves can get to u but this extensive?? I don't think so

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