By LonerCow - 20/01/2012 15:15 - United States

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
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shrimpygymnast 9

call her a cow. thats an insult from where i am from in england

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Fiskerz 0

Pretty sure it's a insult everywhere.. Go to the gym!

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1JDub 6

Wow, rub some Bengay on her undies.....revenge will be yours!

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Enslaved 36

You can add a few extra "likes" here by telling us. Lol I'm sure the OP also took it as a funny joke considering the name she post this under. Seems everyone's bored now a days.

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booboo1997 3

Don't let that get you down. She obviously doesn't know what she is talking about. Remember that you are beautiful, inside & out! (:

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GoW_Chick 14

I didn't know Sheldon Cooper used FML! :o

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Boy, do I fail at reading. Grab your favorite shovel and bury me as deep as your hearts desire.

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GoW_Chick 14

Well that was udderly uncalled for, I say threaten to moove out, and milk it, so when she try's to ground you next, she will feel so bad you can just skim through it.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

I applaud your attempt, and it had a strong start, but the ending just wasn't very good. :(

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GoW_Chick 14

Well cud! It was an anticlimactic ending, I was just grazing on through, but then I got to the hooves end of the puns.

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Tali147 16

22 - Haha well done. Credit where credit is due. 107 - It wasn't a spelling error, 22 was making a pun off of "udder" If you got that already, sorry wasn't trying to insult you.

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michaelkiddguru 3

Well mothers can mistaken there children for cows. I mean at least you're well feed!! Keep on eatin!

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ICATiger 13

She better watch her mouth. We don't want anymore mass cow suicides in South Park. Awful day.....

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RabidBunny 10

You should hear the things my parents say...just awful D: but who cares it's only Facebook. For some reason, it seems people only care about what others say on Facebook -_-

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MrMeaner88 3

That doesn't change the fact that she still said it, or what it means. I mean like, would calling you names be any better on FB, where all of your friends can see it, than me coming up to you and saying them to your face personally? Sure, the latter might be more aggressive, but it doesnt change the meaning of what i said. This is why there is so much FB drama, cuz social media makes it easier to say whatever u want to people without having to find them (or risk getting smacked in the face for it right away).

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jerry2011 4

That must be your step mother, Right? I am not saying all step moms are like that. There are plenty of good ones too. BTW, I am sorry OP, that must have hurt you........

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