Transportation: Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been...

By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

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By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 813

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 586

By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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You deserved it 16 821

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 306

dancing_bear 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:05

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.

save_me_08 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

Comments

FPsLife 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:19

Actually, #49, I'm tailgated at high speeds more often by women. When men do it, they'll move pretty early if I give them an opening. The women I've seen just stay on the bumper...

nammz 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:28

What did #1 say?

jamblasticus 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:29

Look on the bright side, maybe to make it up to you she'll let you rear-end her.

AnaMaree 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:38

She wanted to look extra good for the police officer so she'll get the benefit of the doubt

queenj 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:39

You know what? She problaly finished appplying her makeup because she thought that maybe if she like hit on you oor had sex with you, you would like drop the charges. Still a moron. SUE HER ASS

christutta 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:49

okay #11 and #20, you guys aren't looking at the whole picture on those statistics. MORE MEN drive than women in the past and I believe today. So of course more men would be in crashes cuz there are more of them to go around.. and actually in my own personal experience, it has been the women who always piss me off in traffic.. and in psychology, it has been proven that men have a better spatial intelligence, as men went through evolution hunting.. this actually scientifically proves that men are better drivers BUT OF COURSE THAT IS NOT ALWAYS THE CASE!! I KNOW SOME REALLY GOOD WOMEN DRIVERS

dulong 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:51

Well, that fact will play to your favour in court.

qwerty123456789 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:38

Hold her down and mess up her makeup.

unklesammywantsu 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:02

You should have punched her in the face, and said "Here, let me help you apply that eye-shadow."

mobius8 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:11

Wow, in Germany you get a ticket if you so much as have a cell phone in your hand while driving. I can only imagine she would've had her license suspended there for driving so carelessly. Also, obligatory comment about bad women drivers. It is scientifically proven they don't have the same concentration skills as guys after all. =)