By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 883
You deserved it 2 748

Same thing different taste

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dancing_bear 0

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.

I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

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#1 should get some counseling for his chavanistic disgusting self. And about the fml story that's ****** up. I wouldve called the cops so the stupid bitch can get a ticket. Then I'll sue her for whip lash.

b2redneck 0

#1 and #17, yall need to get you're screws turned a little tighter... But seriously, I look at all the complaints about these female drivers and how nobody can stand their stupidity, I DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE! First thing they teach you in the class, EVERYONE who drives a four wheeled vehicle is a blind, deaf idiot. FIRST THING. No matter race, sex, or when they choose to apply their mascara. NO PERSON drives 100% perfect at ANY point in time. Everyone makes mistakes because no person acts out EVERY precaution EVERY TIME. Riding a motorcycle, I have had the "most cautious" drivers almost kill me before. As for the people who talk on the cell, apply their makeup, whatever have you, they are just giving themselves an excuse to not pay attention. Truth is, the rest of you, most of the time, don't HAVE an excuse. You may not realize it, but you aren't paying attention either. How many times have you been driving and all of a sudden realized you were just in la la land for who knows how long... EVERYONE needs to be more careful on the road PERIOD. As for this dude, sorry man, I know how it is and I feel your pain, TRUST me. No picture what would have happened if you were on a bike...

well, she wanted to look good for you, obvsiouly

I hate the stereotype of women being bad drivers. EVERY time I've been in an "accident" (never had anything too serious), it has always been the other driver's fault and the other driver has always been a man. Sure, there are women who are bad drivers, but your driving skill is not dependent on your gender. The problem here is that she was being an idiot while driving a machine with a great potential for danger, and she's a self-centered bitch who cares more about her looks than the other person.

WOMEN and their stupid make up! It's such a waste of time. *hides in my bunker* #20 is right. If you have a penis you usually end up paying more for insurance.

Hoax_fml 0

#20 Men get into more accidents because on average men drive many more miles than women, thus they pay more for insurance. However, per mile driven, women get into more accidents.

Let's get the facts straight: While it is true that female drivers cause more accidents, accidents caused by male drivers are statistically more serious and more likely to involve fatalities. So the sexist retards here can STFU, at least we don't kill as many people on the road as guys do.

Hoax_fml 0

#29 Can't argue with that. Men get involved in more high speed collisions. Whereas women get involved in more rinky-dink collisions, a la rear ending someone at a stoplight because they're doing their makeup.

Actually, it's a good thing that she did that. You can use that against her with the police officers on scene, with her insurance company, and in court if this goes to court.

jen_kay 0

What a Bitchy Person. She would rather make sure that her Makeup is on right, then to make sure she didnt just kill someone. **** Her Life!

No doesn't deserve that. Putting make-up before a person's life.