Transportation: Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been...

By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

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By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 61 806

By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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You deserved it 49 674

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 306

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 813

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 586

By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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You deserved it 16 821

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 306

dancing_bear 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:05

At least there'll be no doubt about who's fault this was. Also, seriously, lipliner? Christ. #1, **** off.

save_me_08 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:11

I'm with number 2. The downside, she doesn't seem to care about your well being. The upside, should it go to court I see a nice settlement in your future.

Comments

testing_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:54

what a bitch if ur in a car accident it doesent matter if u had a meeting or any important shit u just got into a ******* car accident

brianjman14 22

Thursday 24 September 2009 4:37

u should have called her a bitch, and if you had any water or anything liquid in ur car, get it out and splash it in her face so she had to redo her makeup again

brucesgirl 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 16:33

bitch she was just asking for an accident she was obviously stupid enough not to watch the road as with other crazy people surprises me how these people still have liscenses!

brucesgirl 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 16:34

I hate people like that

brianjman14 22

Saturday 17 April 2010 22:40

You should have messed up her face and tell her to put make up on again so you can beat her up again

xDisasterous 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:14

Okay sue shit out of her. And dude last time I heard something similar to that, the lady was painting her nails and rear-ended a motorcyclist....she died.

EpicHobo 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 19:11

That is SOOOOO my mom.....

bitchslapper 2

Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:51

Wow that lady was a dumb bitch

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 3:44

Chola

Orchard 33

Friday 24 May 2013 3:33

Wow, you know what this says to me? This chick has hit so many people while doing her make-up in the car that she is completely desensitized to it now 0.0