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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By foreveralone - 01/12/2014 14:37 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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Adorlee 11

Thursday 21 November 2013 11:58

What a self-centered b*tch

Ambient25 24

Thursday 21 November 2013 12:03

Wow OP, you got friendzoned without even going for it. Impressive.

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4x4kid 7

Thursday 21 November 2013 21:32

love when that happens lol

bazookajoey 27

Thursday 21 November 2013 21:40

How does that happen OP? I'm guessing she was a self centered bitch flattering herself?

bashy300 7

Thursday 21 November 2013 23:20

I hate it when that happens

jacobelicramer 4

Friday 22 November 2013 1:29

That little egotistic beeper

SexPot143 13

Friday 22 November 2013 4:40

OMG Dominic did you write this?? If not then dude im sorry fyl. Dom if it was you HAHAHAHAHA

Rawr6591 21

Friday 22 November 2013 8:19

was she light skinned?

Raging_hamster 5

Friday 22 November 2013 8:56

You didn't punch her in the throat after? I mean geez, what a ****.

dominic333 4

Saturday 23 November 2013 23:49

I once opened a door for a chick and she said "sorry, i'm taken" i know how you feel bro

nitrog100 21

Saturday 23 November 2013 23:55

Huh. I'm having trouble conceptualizing that...

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:47

That takes a certain type of finesse...

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