Love: Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend...

By Apparentlycreepy - 03/03/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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AlmightyFish 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:12

What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:07

YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.

Comments

alexavb15 4

Friday 4 March 2011 3:00

iLove Texas (:

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Friday 4 March 2011 3:55

Everything's bigger in Texas. (Yeah I know this wasn't the right time to use that but there aren't a lot of Texas FMLs that I see. I took what I could get...)

ArianaGlove 0

Friday 4 March 2011 4:46

Not all Texans talk like a cowboy!!! gee zus. freakkin ppl

dirtyrussian97 0

Friday 4 March 2011 5:21

I was born in Europe! haha just thought everyone should know...

dansco 24

Friday 4 March 2011 7:45

Shit shag I take it?! You're lucky you and your ex can still be friends and the pillock with ze fack assent (spelt wrong on purpose) was probably taking the piss out of you!

Pixie333 6

Friday 4 March 2011 9:16

Paris, Texas maybe?

fthku 13

Friday 4 March 2011 11:00

Good thing for the second guy. I wouldn't wanna be with a girl who got rejected, so she just hops on to the next guy she sees.

hrlz001 0

Friday 4 March 2011 11:35

which accent is sexier to girls I figured texas?....and what's a european accent that could be 30 different ones

Griffus 0

Friday 4 March 2011 12:00

not an fml it's a your stupid "ex" is "ex" for a reason, and fake accent texan means u like retards. go find a short bus I'm sure you can find a better date than either.