Love: Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend...

By Apparentlycreepy - 03/03/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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AlmightyFish 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:12

What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:07

YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.

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BunnyXX 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:31

Seem like guys nowadays don't know what they want!!

MonkeySpeaks 4

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:40

Sounds like someone needs to learn how to be happy on their own, rather than working so hard to find a boyfriend. I was turned down by someone (I didn't know he was already taken) too, but I don't consider it a FML. If anything this will build our friendship. Whats wrong with being single?

imac619 2

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:45

You ****! Two guys in one day? Someone's got daddy issues and seeks male attention.

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 3 March 2011 18:05

Not sure about you being creepy. But you clearly are ******* desperate.

kostume 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 18:21

Two words for you, not smart.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 3 March 2011 18:44

YDI for attempting to FORNICATE with two different guys in the same day, you *****! And YDI for ever trying to get back with an ex; you two broke up for a reason (and I'm sure it was YOUR fault). On a different note, I love how I stay gone for a few months, but I still see that I have my imitators around...

DeAnn77 4

Thursday 3 March 2011 21:23

The fake accent guy sounds like someone I work with, lol.

lizzieislovely 11

Thursday 3 March 2011 21:42

What the flip is a European accent?? There's like 25 countries in the EU and they all have totally different sounding languages....

dreamingofnyc 0

Friday 4 March 2011 0:57

i really wanna know what an euopean accent is. people from Denmark sounds so different than people from France to give an example

Kebby8D 2

Friday 4 March 2011 1:47

Wow, people. Maybe if you read the other comments instead of just blindly asking the same question over and over, you may have a more distinct idea on what she meant by a "European accent." Although OP has not specified what she meant by it, the most plausible explanation I've read in the comments is that since the accent was faked by an American, the accent may have been so poor that she couldn't distinguish which type of accent it was. Or if you want to be more pessimistic, she may just be uneducated and ignorant towards the fact that Europe is filled with many different languages and accents. It's really not that big of a deal anyway; I don't think OP was focusing on what type of accent the guy was imitating when she submitted this FML.