By Apparentlycreepy - 03/03/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML
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AlmightyFish 0

What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o

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marinus_fml 19

YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.

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akiray 0

What I want to know is, what is an european accent? Sincerely, A swede.

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041610 0

that sounds like it's off a movie

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SneakySoul 0

a european accent?? you're ******* retarded.

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Randroid 0

YDI for trying to get back with your ex.

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Demonfish 14

When you say "European", which country in Europe? There's quite a few :P

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kevingirl 6

so you're upset that a guy with a fake accent doesn't want you? that's nuts

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peterblackmer91 12

And you're upset both of these losers don't want you? wow

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